Cheesy Christian movies abound these days at various retail outlets around the country. The retail juggernaut Wal-Mart has even been known to give front-entrance spotlight to these films, probably misleading innocent passers-by to think that they're normal, mainstream releases. Of course, it doesn't help that the marketers of these films have tried to be a tad subtler in their approach, using titles that don't necessarily function as warning lables saying "This movie for Christian audiences only." They've even resorted to using actors other than Kirk Cameron in the lead roles. However, fear not! I have discovered a trick that will be quite useful, whether because you want to find such movies to watch or because you want to avoid them. Here it is:
I have discovered, almost like some secret Bible code, that there is one common element in the cover design for each and every one of these movies. Without exception, in one form or another, you will find a horizon in the background, with the bright light of the breaking sun smack dab in the middle of it. Don't believe me? Have a look for yourself:
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Thanks. This tip will greatly help me in the future.
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