For those of you biting at the chomp for a new blog: C'mon, gimme a break, it's freakin' finals week coming up!
I do have a great yo mama joke that I'd like to share with you though.
Yo mama's so fat, when taking a bath, she uses considerably more soap and water than an average person, and she takes longer to dry herself off, partly because of her greater skin area, partly because of the difficulty in manipulating a towel around her immense girth, but also partly because she actively avoids looking at herself in the mirror, because even though, deep down, she knows she's fat, she can't handle the visual confirmation of her obesity.
~Ken, Born of Fire
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